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Japanese Elevator Illusion
What If flags represented current affairs
Pirate Toaster
Should you be getting overtime?
Do you qualify for overtime?
• Do you get paid by the hour?
• Do you make a salary that goes down if you miss work?
• Is your weekly salary consistent, but less than $455 a week?
3 criteria make you exempt from overtime:
• Receive flat salary, […]
From the edmunds.com article on Top 10 Ways to Steal a Car (and how to defend against them)
3 Cut the steering wheel itself if there’s a steering wheel lock. Instead of locking just your steering wheel, “lock” your car’s ability to go by using a starter disable switch and putting it in a place […]
What’s the alternative to getting a job? The alternative is to remain happily jobless for life and to generate income through other means. Realize that you earn income by providing value — not time – so find a way to provide your best value to others, and charge a fair price for it.
10 […]
How i was duped by Borat/AliG - By Linda Stein
She is one of the women from the feminist discussion.
Meet The Real People in the Borat Movie
Humiliated frat boys sue ‘Borat’
Wired Magazine has a funny article on reclaiming precious armrest space when flying coach…
1. Midway through takeoff, recline your seat 2 inches.
reAd the rest at http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/start.html?pg=10
Guy Kawasaki (born 1954), one of the original Apple Computer employees responsible for marketing of the Macintosh in 1984, is a Silicon Valley venture capitalist.
a Wikipedia article on him here
Here are some excerpts from his blog (signal to noise)
I loved Indian pricing strategy: for example, 10 rupees for residents and 300 rupees for tourists at […]
Bush to Talk to “Borat” (So His Country Can Be Free)
Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen was already in hot water with members of the international community over his controversial (and extremely hilarious) Borat character, and now President George Bush himself is going to weigh in.
Kazakhstan’s president Nursultan Nazarbayev, who is set to meet with President Bush […]
In this metaphilm article Galvin P. Chow states
“In the film Fight Club, the real name of the protagonist (Ed Norton’s character) is never revealed. Many believe the reason behind this anonymity is to give “Jack” more of an everyman quality. Do not be deceived. “Jack” is really Calvin from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes. […]
Hungry men prefer heavier women
Men who are full are more attracted to skinny women; hungry men prefer heavier women.
They asked the men to rate how hungry they were on a scale of one to seven. Using these responses, the researchers selected 30 hungry and 31 satiated men to take part […]
USB Heated Slippers
Ever experience foot-freeze?
Maybe when you’re working in an air-conditioned room or in the winter time.Then the USB Heating Slippers may suits your need.
It has a warmer pad inside. Once you plug it in the USB port, your feet will get warm. It supports Windows, Macintosh, PlayStation, Xbox … etc, and does a great […]
these girls are retarded ..
The second wave of Mac Ads has arrived… and who would’ve guessed they star Christian Finnegan and Nick Kroll??? Watch them now!
its actually a spoof on the original Mac Ads by VH1s Best Week Ever
see the full post for the video clip
The Movie I’ve Seen the Most
What movie have you seen the most? That’s the question Slate asked a collection of filmmakers and critics, knowing that what’s addictive is different than what’s deemed the best.
Spike Lee, director, Inside Man : West Side Story.
Adam McKay, director, Anchorman : Election
Paul Schrader, writer, Taxi Driver : Pickpocket.
Liev Schreiber, director, […]
In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald’s. And McDonald’s brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, “You want fries with that?”
And Man said, “Super […]
bought the domain name from godaddy for 8$ [got a $1 off coupon ]
hosted it on LCdesign with a basic package
setup a Joomla 1.0.9 installation manually , without using fantastico, just wanted to practice…….
started designing a theme, its still in progress and maybe in 2 weeks i will have the website up and running…..
not […]
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966): where are the credits?!
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1956): almost starring Bela Lugos
Anus Magillicutty (2003): the anti-movie that anti-matters
Gigli (2003): The end of Bennyfer
Monster A Go Go (1965): No continuity, incomprehensible non-ending
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): even the game was better
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964): martians kidnap Santa […]
Finally i picked a name for the dragon tattoo
Samyaza (also known as Shemyazaz, Semjaza, Shemyaza, Samyaza, Shemhazai, and Amezarak (Ethiopic corruption)) is a fallen angel of Hebrew and Christians tradition that ranked in the heavenly hierarchy as one of the Grigori (meaning “Watchers” in Greek).
The name ‘Shemyazaz’ means ‘infamous rebellion’, (the combination of ’shem’ […]
Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Decided to start making T-Shirts etc. again
just for a lil fun, im selling these ones, right now its just the first try, ill add more stuff later
heres the […]
i read this and thought it was hilarious, does this guy hate them or what, ……….thought it deserved a share… enjoy!
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay singer Chris Martin have had their second child, a boy.
Moses Martin was born during the weekend in New York, Paltrow’s spokesman said. […]
Events
# «We will bury you.»
Nikita Krushchev, Soviet Premier, predicting Soviet communism will win over U.S. capitalism, 1958.
# «Everything that can be invented has been invented.»
Charles H. Duell, an official at the US patent office, 1899.
# «I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone.»
Charles Darwin, […]
Anyone thats been in a local in bombay knows how brutal it can be
I came across the most hilarious blog about training to travel in the mumbai locals, a survival guide for noobs, and first time mumbai-darshan crowd…..
” The process of traveling successfully on a train in Mumbai (Bombay) is one that requires cunning, shrewdness, […]