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i read this and thought it was hilarious, does this guy hate them or what, ……….thought it deserved a share… enjoy!
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay singer Chris Martin have had their second child, a boy.
Moses Martin was born during the weekend in New York, Paltrow’s spokesman said. After the birth of the couple’s first child, Apple, the actress said she did not understand the fuss about her daughter’s name.
“I just thought it sounded so lovely and clean,” she said during an appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show. “It conjured such a lovely picture for me - you know, apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome and it’s biblical - and I just thought it sounded so lovely and clean.”
Gwyneth Paltrow probably thinks that calling her kids things like Apple and Moses makes her individual and interesting. Let me tell you, it would take a bag of tricks the size of the Star Jones circa 2000 to make Gwenyth Paltrow even mildly interesting. I mean Coldplay are the only people less interesting than Gwyneth Paltrow and of course the bitch had to marry into even more bordem. Theres not much hope for Apple and Moses at this point. I’m sure they will become fiscal analysts and microbacteria investigators.
It’s like she wants her children to go through the same childhood bullying which she so obviously did. So they can be sour and pessimistic about life as well or some shit. Moses? Seriously? You just want your kid to have his legs broken don’t you she-devil!